HATCH

[KC]

HATCH

Based in: Chicago, Illinois
Gender: Male
Also Known As: Pheretic, Mr. Blah, Chris
AIM: Pheretic
(As of 2010)

Game History


URTV2 as Parker

12th Place; 6-2


URTV3 as Richard

10th Place; 7-0


URTV5 as Parker

11th Place; 2-1


URTV9 as Ollie

22nd Place, 13-3

Achievements

- AllStar Player
- URTV's first cult icon

Memorable Quotes

"2 NICE!"
_{- Regarding any subject matter that pleases Mr. Hatch}

"I like everyone here i like janielle she is prety cool. dont like nick,think he is racist (but how can i judge on first imprressions)"
_{- Infamous first impression of Joe; URTV2}

""Richard" (12:27:07 AM):[Offline IM sent 4m ago] yea
"Richard" (12:27:10 AM):[Offline IM sent 4m ago] wat
"Richard" (12:27:11 AM):[Offline IM sent 4m ago] ?
"Richard" (12:27:13 AM):[Offline IM sent 4m ago] lol
DrWill chilltown (12:31:03 AM): what?
"Richard" (12:31:17 AM): wat
"Richard" (12:33:02 AM): dr will
DrWill chilltown (12:33:48 AM): Offline IM sent 4m ago] yea
"Richard" (12:27:10 AM):[Offline IM sent 4m ago] wat
"Richard" (12:27:11 AM):[Offline IM sent 4m ago] ?
"Richard" (12:27:13 AM):[Offline IM sent 4m ago] lol
DrWill chilltown (12:34:06 AM): is Shiela online?
"Richard" (12:34:13 AM): nope
DrWill chilltown (12:35:11 AM): wtf
DrWill chilltown (12:35:14 AM): she just told me to get online
"Richard" (12:35:55 AM): o
"Richard" (12:35:56 AM): idk
DrWill chilltown (12:40:22 AM): whenever u get a chance
DrWill chilltown (12:40:25 AM): talk to me
"Richard" (12:40:45 AM): k
"Richard" (12:50:17 AM): hi will
DrWill chilltown (12:50:37 AM): what up brother from shiela's mother
"Richard" (12:50:40 AM): lol
"Richard" (12:50:55 AM): you kno how gay ppl are good at doing tings together (no homo)
DrWill chilltown (12:51:05 AM): ?
"Richard" (12:51:08 AM): well i wanna do something with you together only i dont wanna be gay
"Richard" (12:51:13 AM): if that makes sense
DrWill chilltown (12:51:18 AM): woah
DrWill chilltown (12:51:21 AM): back the truck up
"Richard" (12:51:24 AM): lol
DrWill chilltown (12:51:32 AM): if u wana get in the hot tub with me just say
"Richard" (12:51:44 AM): no no no
"Richard" (12:51:45 AM): lol
"Richard" (12:51:58 AM): u said sumthing about sumthing if u get wat im saying
"Richard" (12:52:10 AM): ok ima jus ask u rite now
DrWill chilltown (12:52:17 AM): ok
"Richard" (12:52:21 AM): will u marry me
DrWill chilltown (12:52:23 AM): just tell me straight forward
DrWill chilltown (12:52:24 AM): yes
"Richard" (12:52:25 AM): no im jus playin lol
"Richard" (12:52:30 AM): knaw bt
DrWill chilltown (12:52:34 AM): wait, how big is the ring?
"Richard" (12:52:43 AM): do u have ne other alliances
DrWill chilltown (12:52:50 AM): ummmmmmm
DrWill chilltown (12:52:53 AM): ya I have a couple
"Richard" (12:52:54 AM): ne alliancess at all
"Richard" (12:52:57 AM): ever
"Richard" (12:52:59 AM): n ur life
"Richard" (12:53:03 AM): knaw lol
DrWill chilltown (12:53:05 AM): ever in my life?
DrWill chilltown (12:53:07 AM): wtf
"Richard" (12:53:07 AM): but seriously
DrWill chilltown (12:53:08 AM): haha
"Richard" (12:53:16 AM): r u n one rite now?
"Richard" (12:53:22 AM): im not guna ask for the ppl n stuff
"Richard" (12:53:26 AM): dnt feel threatened
DrWill chilltown (12:53:28 AM): ya I am
DrWill chilltown (12:53:38 AM): everyone is in an alliance,
DrWill chilltown (12:53:46 AM): if ur not ur in ur own little world
"Richard" (12:53:46 AM): weell not everyone
DrWill chilltown (12:53:49 AM): you?
DrWill chilltown (12:53:50 AM): lol
"Richard" (12:53:50 AM): yep lol
"Richard" (12:53:53 AM): no
"Richard" (12:54:04 AM): bt there are ppl here n ther own little world
DrWill chilltown (12:54:12 AM): ya aka floaters
"Richard" (12:54:24 AM): shiela *cough*
"Richard" (12:54:30 AM): but yea
DrWill chilltown (12:54:34 AM): lol
"Richard" (12:55:03 AM): umm i dont kno how to say this but if i can keep you safe this week can we make an agree ment to look out for each other n the future (no homo)
DrWill chilltown (12:55:15 AM): totally
DrWill chilltown (12:55:30 AM): your not on my radar whats so ever
DrWill chilltown (12:55:37 AM): I think u know who is
"Richard" (12:55:53 AM): c now u guys r guna hav a lil rivalry over nuthing u kno
"Richard" (12:56:06 AM): then its guna be chaos over nuthin bt yea
"Richard" (12:56:16 AM): i think u shuld find out who the real shit starter is
"Richard" (12:56:20 AM): befo u aim yo gunz though
"Richard" (12:56:38 AM): cas we dnt kno dat its her shes said she heard that u said dat stuff through hear say
DrWill chilltown (12:57:14 AM): I am so lost on that last statement
DrWill chilltown (12:58:19 AM): ok so ur said..... we dont know that it sheila, cause she heard that I said that stuf through hearsay?
DrWill chilltown (12:58:23 AM): is that what u said?
"Richard" (12:58:40 AM): lol
"Richard" (12:58:42 AM): yeah
"Richard" (12:58:50 AM): i fail at typing
DrWill chilltown (12:59:03 AM): I fail at trying to translate that chicken scratch
DrWill chilltown (12:59:22 AM): so ur basically saying its not Sheila's fault?
DrWill chilltown (12:59:36 AM): its Dani's and Shiela's fault
"Richard" (12:59:44 AM): kna it kulda been her
"Richard" (12:59:47 AM): im jus saying that
"Richard" (12:59:50 AM): were not sure
DrWill chilltown (12:59:58 AM): nominate both of them then
"Richard" (1:00:06 AM): that would solve it
DrWill chilltown (1:00:12 AM): ya
DrWill chilltown (1:00:22 AM): did you watch all stars?
DrWill chilltown (1:00:31 AM): Allison and Danielle stirred shit up day 1
DrWill chilltown (1:00:48 AM): they both denied that it was them, so hoh put both of them on block
DrWill chilltown (1:00:52 AM): let the house decide
"Richard" (1:00:53 AM): yp
"Richard" (1:00:56 AM): i remeber dat
DrWill chilltown (1:01:14 AM): I think thats whats going on
DrWill chilltown (1:01:25 AM): and Erika just hates me
DrWill chilltown (1:01:38 AM): so she blabbed to everyone when she heard the rumors
"Richard" (1:02:30 AM): so who u think i shuld put up dani n shiela
DrWill chilltown (1:02:39 AM): ya
DrWill chilltown (1:05:18 AM): but in the end you gota do whats best for yourself
DrWill chilltown (1:05:38 AM): I'll go on the block
"Richard" (1:07:46 AM): ok ill put u on the block
DrWill chilltown (1:08:02 AM): against who?
"Richard" (1:08:05 AM): next to kiesha
DrWill chilltown (1:08:14 AM): so you want me gone
"Richard" (1:08:27 AM): nope i want u nominated on the block against kiesha
DrWill chilltown (1:08:43 AM): ok I will be gone unanimously probably if u did that
"Richard" (1:09:30 AM): well im sorry at the end i gota do whats best for myself
DrWill chilltown (1:09:45 AM): very true
DrWill chilltown (1:09:48 AM): at least I get to play in veto
"Richard" (1:09:56 AM): nope ima back door you
"Richard" (1:10:00 AM): ull have no chance
DrWill chilltown (1:10:03 AM): well then u cant nominate me
DrWill chilltown (1:10:14 AM): actually I would have a 3/13 shot of getting picked for veto
"Richard" (1:10:39 AM): then i wuld blow up the golden power of veto n hide the ashes so u couldnt see them
DrWill chilltown (1:10:52 AM): ok now thats mean
"Richard" (1:15:13 AM): lol
"Richard" signed off at 1:15:26 AM.
"Richard" is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
"Richard" signed on at 1:16:36 AM.
DrWill chilltown (1:17:49 AM): I thought you pulled a todd"
_{- This guy is a fucking nutjob and he deserves his own thread; URTV3}

""Richard" (0:29:23): APPLES!!!
DrWill chilltown (0:29:28): AND ORANGES
"Richard" (0:29:50): APPLES
DrWill chilltown (0:30:54): ....
"Richard" (0:31:14): APPLES
DrWill chilltown (0:31:20): are u drunk
"Richard" (0:31:38): Nope
DrWill chilltown (0:32:07): ok just checkin
DrWill chilltown (0:32:47): give me ur hoh password
DrWill chilltown (0:33:13): its a sign of trust
"Richard" (0:50:24): Dr will
DrWill chilltown (0:50:29): Richard Hatch "
_{- Wait for it....; URTV3}

"APPLES IS DA PASSWORD BIATCH!!!!!!!!!! yay!!!!"
_{- Hell yes; URTV3}

"I told yall he was going to win "

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_{- The night Will was crowned the winner; URTV3}

"I did not vote for you Dan. Fuck You. I dare you to put me up..... You don't have the balls. You gone put me up or you gone bitch out???"
_{- Congratulations on winning HOH, Dan; URTV9}

Stats

URTV2

HoH wins: 0
Veto wins: 0
Food wins: 2
Nominated: 1
Votes Against: 6

URTV3

HoH wins: 2
Veto wins: 0
Food wins: 2
Nominated: 3
Votes Against: 12

URTV5

HoH wins: 1
Veto wins: 0
Food wins: 2
Nominated: 3
Votes Against: 7

URTV9

HoH wins: 0
Veto wins: 0
Food wins: 1
Nominated: 2
Votes Against: 19

Total

HoH wins: 3
Veto wins: 0
Food wins: 7
Nominated: 9
Votes Against: 34

Complete Voting History

URTV2: Alex, Josh, Lisa
URTV3: Alex, Daniele, Jun
URTV5: Jase
URTV9: Ronnie

Summary

Chris has history of being in the first ORG I ever played. As well as the first person I ever targeted and got evicted in an ORG. Hooray. When that game died, I decided to open URTV1 and while he wanted to join, for some reason he couldn't figure out how to get the site open or how to register before it was too late. One of many demonstrations of his profound intelligence Chris would eventually join URTV2 as Parker and quickly gained a loose cannon reputation. While early in the game he aligned with Amanda, James, Janelle, and Jessica - he turned on the alliance just a week after making it by sending PMs to floaters in the game hinting at an overthrow to head honcho James. Parker and James proceeded to have several public quarrels which eventually lead to the house having to choose between them. The house chose to evict Parker. Parker proceeded to PM Britti to say "FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and give her first ever ORG headache.

Despite being a relatively early boot, Parker was still on the jury since I put everyone on the jury back then. But the drama would not stop. During a evicted houseguest quotes competition, the ever famous "racist" remark towards Nick ended up as a question and lead to a very heated argument in the Jury house between the two. As a juror, and so far his only stint as one, Parker joined in with the rest of the houseguests to unanimously crown Janelle the winner of URTV2.

Chris returned for URTV3 as arguably his most famous character - Richard. For those wondering who the hell Richard is, I always had it so that anyone could join as an international player as wel as a Big Brother US player. Chris was the only one to take advantage of this in the history of my series by choosing the winner of Big Brother Africa 2 - Richard Bezuidenhuit. Nobody knows who the hell he is. So Cody, and eventually the rest of us, just called him Richard Hatch. HATCH was immediately plucked into a giant alliance off the bat including Katie (Alex) & Ricky (Erika), two people he had already known, as well as Cass (Chelsia), Shir (James), and Michella (Diane). This group would be pegged by Dr. Will as REDJAC and would be fiercely targeted within the first few weeks. But to help defend their honor, Richard was voted as the first Head of Household of the season in a karma contest. Richard tried to take Will out, but Will was able to slither himself out of harms way which left poor Lemon to be the first boot and completely kill his aspirations of ever playing ORGs again until me and Joe made him.

After his power trip, Richard was a big target as well as REDJAC, but Ricky's especially bigger reputation made him a bigger threat along with other members of REDJAC. While James & Chelsia scrambled to find other priorities, Richard also found himself having to distance himself from Erika & Alex to grant him a much more snug position between both sides. Though he was nominated early on against Diane, he easily stayed despite being Meow's intended target. At the midpoint of the game, the Big Brother Auction, Richard once again tried to get back into the power of things by getting people to transfer him money and bidding on HOH. As Head of Household, Richard would go down in URTV3 history to be the first person to take a chunk out of Chilltown. Richard targeted Tyler, the rebel and bad boy of the season, to take out a quarter of the C-Town crew. The momentum didn't last, however. Richard found himself on the block the very next week when Cody chose to use his Coup D'Etat to take Richard out due to his constant lying and being an all around loose cannon

Despite being early boots in both games, Hatch still had a big personality that was remembered by mostly everyone. He missed out on AllStars, but a lack of being able to get people to come back fo URTV2 opened up a spot for him. He joined AllStars as Parker and one of the four "mystery returns", four "extras" that were added to the cast unbeknown to everyone else that included Evan, Kyle, and Rhonda. In the AllStar game, Hatch went back to doing what he does best - being the loose cannon he can always be. He called out Joe very early in the game and publicly expressed wanting him out. Week 1 during Mikey's boot, he was also the only one to keep him in the game. He found himself nominated against Katie early on and despite being the original target, the LBA of Joe & Ali (Without Kathleen's approval) decided to keep him as they felt he was a minimal threat. Parker however won the next HOH and had a big chance to take out one of the LBA. Instead, he put up Kathleen and Jenna. And when Jenna came off the block, Parker against decided against taking out the LBA by putting up minimal threat Kyle. Kyle was voted out and Parker was easily disposed of the next round.

Parker however got another chance in the game in the comeback twist. After much confusion and revoting thanks to Patrick's antics of trying to sway votes (Against the rules in this twist), Parker was eventually declared the winner of the comeback vote. His stay didn't last long however as during Patrick's reign to finally break up Cody & Cass, he was stupidly put up as a pawn after Cody won veto despite being a sure bet vote to take Cass out. Parker left once again.

With the reboot of the series, we thought we have seen the last of HATCH. But thanks to Taylor's recruit and a little Facebook hunting, we were able to convince him to play one more season. HATCH made his long awaited return to URTV in URTV9 as Ollie. And.... well then. HATCH went back to what he's known to do times ten. Within the first week of the game, he called out the first HOH Dan and landed himself a spot on the block. But due to people thinking he was a minimal threat, he was able to stay. For the next few weeks, he flew under the radar, but still popping in to insult someone every so often. He eventually found himself on the block again Week 4 during Braden's HOH and was voted out in a pretty unanimous decision.

A disappointing return for sure, I guess we can safely say that anything Hatch has to do with URTV, or ORGs for that matter, is over. And for good reason, too! While HATCH the character appears as a dumb and clueless loose cannon, Chris is certainly not. Today he is currently pursuing a political career at Kent State and traveling to Haiti & Africa for humanitarian reief benefits.
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