Joe

[KC]

Joe

AIM: kryptonizex
Based in: Massachusetts/Rhode Island
Gender: Male
Age: 19
Also Known As: Kryptonize, Joseph, DeadHead
(As of 2010)

Game History


URTV1 as Will

7th Place; 3-2


URTV2 as Nick

9th Place; 4-2


URTV5 as Nick

16th Place; 2-1


URTV6 as James

11th Place; 4-2


URTV7 as Mike

4th Place; 1-0

Achievements

- AllStar Player
- Ranked #5 in URTV Rankings
- Hall of Shame nomination for putting up Kevin as a pawn against Evan in URTV1
- Hall of Shame nomination for putting himself up as a pawn against Sebastian in URTV6
- Considered to be the first ever HouseCalls member
- Won "Best Juror" award in URTV5
- Won "Biggest Robbery" award in URTV5
- Won "Best 3-or-more Alliance" award in URTV5 (With Jen & Alison)

Stats

URTV1

HoH wins: 1
Veto wins: 0
Food wins: 1
Nominated: 1
Votes Against: 3

URTV2

HoH wins: 2
Veto wins: 1
Food wins: 1
Nominated: 1
Votes Against: 4

URTV5

HoH wins: 2
Veto wins: 2
Food wins: 2
Nominated: 3
Votes Against: 3

URTV6

HoH wins: 2
Veto wins: 0
Food wins: 0
Nominated: 2
Votes Against: 6

URTV7

HoH wins: 0
Veto wins: 2
Food wins: 0
Nominated: 5
Votes Against: 4

Total

HoH wins: 7
Veto wins: 5
Food wins: 4
Nominated: 12
Votes Against: 20

Complete Voting History

URTV1: Jessica, Daniele, Joe, Jessica, Erika (Swapped by Janelle)
URTV2: Diane, Lisa, Parker
URTV5: Michael, Amanda, Jun, Parker, Janelle, April, Scott
URTV6: N/A
URTV7: Amber, Zach, Zach, Jen, Jen, Dick, Carol, Carol

Memorable Quotes

"You get nominated... "FUCK YOU! FUCK EVERYBODY!! I HATE YOU ALL!!!!1!" You get evicted... "YOU'RE ALL FUCKING LIARS! I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!1! GO JUMP OFF A BUILDING" If you get that pissed off over something on the internet, try turning off your computer and going outside. I'm awaiting your oh so clever "FUCK YOU! GO DIE" reply."
_{- Seriously, why can't Jury Houses be like URTV1 or URTV2 anymore?; URTV1 Jury house}

"Alex is back, and I fucking hate it. I FUCKING HATE IT. It's not that I don't like the guy, because I do. I think he's a cool dude, but he is the absolute LAST person I wanted to see. I was HOH and POV holder the week he was evicted (and now it's like my first HOH was pretty much useless). It's not even the fact that he's back that bothers me this much, it's the fact that DUSTIN voted to bring him back because he feels "sorry" for him. Yet he doesn't fucking realize that he and I will be put up on the block when if wins. FUCK! Now, I hate bringing up the old game, because this is a new game... but did he not see how strong of a player Alex was last season?! He was responsible for all of our evictions! (and ya know... HE WON!) I just... It wont... It's just... UGH!"
_{- Iconic rant after Alex's return; URTV2}

"I have no idea what Amanda is going to do. Why, WHY did Michael have to win the veto. He and his 44 posts and 20 DR threads need to GET THE FUCK OUT. Do you hear me? GET THE FUCK OUT. Fucking creep is probably saving all of our personal information. Ugh"
_{- He's right, too; URTV5}

"Nakomis sucks ass. She sucks so much ass that there's no more ass for all the other ass suckers to suck. GIGGLES? GIGGLES?! FUCK YOU.
_{- Joe loves Food Competitions; URTV5}

"kryptonize001 (9:40:25 PM): NakomisBb11 (9:42:24 PM): ok i told him
kryptonize001 (9:42:46 PM): you spelt it wrong in the ice cream post too =/
NakomisBb11 (9:42:51 PM): omg
kryptonize001 (9:43:20 PM): UGH
kryptonize001 (9:43:23 PM): I HATE YOU
kryptonize001 (9:43:24 PM):
URTV Big Brother (9:43:28 PM): oh
URTV Big Brother (9:43:32 PM): I thought you told her that at first
URTV Big Brother (9:43:32 PM): LOL
URTV Big Brother (9:43:34 PM): wow
kryptonize001 (9:43:41 PM): LMAO
kryptonize001 (9:44:03 PM): omg
kryptonize001 (9:44:08 PM): nakomis just made a group chat
kryptonize001 (9:44:10 PM): with her and parker
kryptonize001 (9:44:20 PM): DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BRAINCELLS IM GOING TO LOSE NOW?
URTV Big Brother (9:45:05 PM): invite me
URTV Big Brother (9:45:06 PM):
kryptonize001 (9:49:00 PM): UGH
kryptonize001 (9:49:01 PM): UGH
kryptonize001 (9:49:01 PM): UGH
kryptonize001 (9:49:02 PM): UGH
kryptonize001 (9:49:02 PM): UGH
URTV Big Brother (9:49:08 PM): Shopping for my babies
kryptonize001 (9:49:20 PM): WHY, WHY DID I HAVE TO BE PUT IN A HOUSE WITH ALL THESE STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE
URTV Big Brother (9:49:34 PM): lololololol
kryptonize001 (9:49:40 PM): THIS IS NOT FUNNT
kryptonize001 (9:49:42 PM): FUNNY*
kryptonize001 (9:49:42 PM): OMG
kryptonize001 (9:49:45 PM): I CAUGHT THE STUPID
kryptonize001 (9:49:48 PM): FUNNT
kryptonize001 (9:49:51 PM): FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT
kryptonize001 (9:52:05 PM): WOW THIS BITCH LOGS ON, FUCKS EVERYTHING UP AND THEN LEAVES
kryptonize001 (9:52:08 PM): YA... THANX
kryptonize001 (9:52:53 PM): UGH
kryptonize001 (9:52:53 PM): UGH
kryptonize001 (9:53:02 PM): THE ONLY PERSON WITH A BRAIN JUST FUCKING LOGGED OFF
kryptonize001 (9:53:08 PM): YAY
kryptonize001 (9:53:10 PM): SHES BACK
kryptonize001 (9:53:51 PM): AND NOW SOMEONE ON MSN IS IMING ME AND I DONT KNOW WHO THEY ARE
kryptonize001 (9:54:01 PM): I HAVE LIKE 594834 WINDOWS OPEN RIGHT NOW
kryptonize001 (9:54:05 PM): 48984 AIM CONVOS
kryptonize001 (9:54:09 PM): 58258686 FF TABS
kryptonize001 (9:54:10 PM): FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
URTV Big Brother (9:55:00 PM): how close are you to spazzing out on them?
kryptonize001 (9:55:17 PM): I ALMOST TYPED THAT LAST THING WITH FUCKING CAP LOCKS
kryptonize001 (9:55:19 PM): MIOFGEWHSDJNGFK4EJHWNLDFSK
kryptonize001 (9:56:00 PM): UGH
kryptonize001 (9:56:01 PM): KC
kryptonize001 (9:56:09 PM): NO MORE TEAM COMPETITIONS
kryptonize001 (9:56:11 PM): OH GREAT
kryptonize001 (9:56:15 PM): ZACK IS ON FOR THE OTHER TEAM
kryptonize001 (9:56:18 PM): JUST WONDERFUL
kryptonize001 (9:56:54 PM): OMG
kryptonize001 (9:56:55 PM): PARKER
kryptonize001 (9:56:57 PM): IN THAT CHAT
kryptonize001 (9:57:02 PM): I WILL FUCKING KILL HIM
kryptonize001 (9:57:04 PM): KILLLLLLL
kryptonize001 (9:57:15 PM): YA... I WANNA GET IT DONE TOO FUCKFACE
kryptonize001 (9:58:04 PM): IVE POSTED LIKE THE SAME FUCKING BOTTLE OF KETCHUP LIKE 382047893 TIMES
kryptonize001 (9:58:07 PM): MOTHER FUCKER
URTV Big Brother (9:59:17 PM): LMAO
kryptonize001 (9:59:20 PM): UGH
kryptonize001 (9:59:21 PM): UGH
kryptonize001 (9:59:21 PM): UGH
kryptonize001 (9:59:22 PM): UGH
kryptonize001 (9:59:24 PM): FUCK THIS
kryptonize001 (9:59:26 PM): FUCKING FUCK THIS
kryptonize001 (9:59:28 PM): I'M DONE
kryptonize001 (9:59:28 PM): I
kryptonize001 (9:59:32 PM): I'M DONE WITH THIS
kryptonize001 (9:59:38 PM): I DID MORE THAN TWO POSTS
kryptonize001 (9:59:40 PM): IM FUCKING DONE
kryptonize001 (10:01:59 PM): ARE YOU AN ANIMAL STILL ON SKYPE?
URTV Big Brother (10:02:06 PM): yes
URTV Big Brother (10:02:07 PM): lol
kryptonize001 (10:02:13 PM): IM COMING ON
kryptonize001 (10:02:15 PM): ADD ME TO THE CALL
URTV Big Brother (10:02:15 PM): omg"
_{- I reiterate what I said before; URTV5 Food Competition}

"I don't give a shit about where you placed in another games. You still fucking suck. You're carried through the game by people because you're so fucking stupid and you're a puppet. You do *NOTHING* in games. and if you don't give a fuck what I think, why are you trying to prove yourself to me with your whole retarded 38 year old woman ALL CAPS post? eh? Looks like I hit a button. Get back to work, before your boss comes in and see you slackin' on the job! ...and No, Smallville is not on at the moment. Thursday at 8pm, bitch. I'll be there."

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_{- Don't fuck with Mr. Smallville; URTV5 Jury House}

Summary

Whether you love him or hate, you always have to admit that this guy has one thing - heart.

Joe introduced himself into the URTV world by joining URTV1 along with his friends Kathleen, Ali, and Corey when the board was advertised on a forum they frequented. Known to the houseguests as the "LBA", which stood for Large Bedroom Alliance after the bedroom they slept in (BUt usually translated to the Love Britney Alliance), they were part of a dominating stable which took the early parts of URTV1 by force. They won multiple competitions together and unlike any other alliance in the game, were able to stick together and think rationally. Joe was widely considered to be the leader of the group and most level-headed. And just for that, once the houseguests finally began to turn on the LBA alliance, he was the first one to bite the dust. Entering the Jury House, he rooted for his friends and watched as they left one by one after him. He was also a constant contributer to the Jury House and had some memorable arguments with Evan and Ricky. At the final two, he stayed pretty neutral by praising both Holly & Mikey's game, but ended up voting for Mikey.

He made his return in URTV2 with the same ol' alliance behind him. This time he got a taste of glory first as he became the first HOH of URTV2. He made big moves to start the game off by going after two people he saw as huge threats - Kevin and Mikey. While at first his target was Kevin, the nominee was able to get the target off him through a use of clever debates and arguments in their private bedroom that Nick had access to through Spycam. After Kevin was able to make Mikey look like an unbelievable threat, the tides changed and Nick's alliance shifted targets. After Mikey left, the LBA was basically the protection agency of the game. Foolishly, nobody went after them and instead began to turn on each other - mainly Kevin's former alliance which began to fall apart. People often reached out to Joe or Corey for a side deal and usually they would keep their word. This helped keep the entire LBA safe up until the comeback twist. It was here where we saw a first in the alliance - a crack. In the comeback twist, each person had to send in who they wanted to return without discussing it with anyone else. While Joe and Ali chose Joshuah, who was a potential ally, Corey chose Mikey to come back. With Craig & Bree also voting Mikey back, Alex made his triumphant return. Joe was natually pissed about this and it spawned the break-up of the LBA. Corey fled to Britti's side with floaters while the LBA fought. When Amanda found herself as the HOH right after, Joe & Ali were placed on the block. A series of amusing arguments ensued and Joe was sent packing. He was still a very entertaining part of the Jury House and had some very memorable arguments with Jessica, Amanda, and especially Parker. He rooted for his friends to get far and eventually campaigned for Janelle to win over his newly formed rival Dustin.

He decided to take a break and not play in URTV3. Instead, he joined the iconic HouseCalls staff of URTV3 along with Lemon (After his eviction as Mike). I was at first skeptical of HouseCalls being very active, but he helped changed my thoughts and made it a very routine part of URTV's series. He once again returned for URTV4's Housecalls staff and was known to dislike those who kicked acid.

Joe finally made his return to playing in URTV5 here he once again donned Nick. On the Firecrackers, he was reunited with Ali and Kathleen. The trio were a strong part of the first half of the game and rarely found themselves in much trouble whether it be to idiots being expelled or people making mind bogglingly dumb moves. Sadly the trio came one vote away from making the "merge" and ironically it was during Joe's reign as HOH. Joe accidently won HOH and due to a veto usage, was forced to put Ali up on the block. While he thought she would be safe, Jenna & Britti blindsided him by taking out his ally. Come merge, Joe was surprisingly still in a fine position with Cody & Cass being the supreme targets and them targeting the likes of Kathleen, Zack, and Patrick. He even threw in a few side deals here and there and was able to keep himself free until Final 7 where he was a... pawn against "I can't play in veto or HOH for the rest of the game" Jenna. A... head scratching motive by Cody, but turned well for Joe nonetheless as he stayed safe and made Final 6. But sadly, that was the last time he stayed safe as he was oncea gain put up as a pawn against Zack. Joe was confident he would ahve the votes if Cody kept his word, knowing he had Kathleens vote to stay and Rhonda's vote to go. But he got a big bitch slap when Cody did end up keeping his word... but Kathleen shockingly backstabbed him. Joe went off to the Jury where he once again got into several fights, the most memorable being with Rhonda after her eviction.

Joe once again returned for URTV6 where he played Crazy James. He was pumped and excited for the game... and that quickly went away when he was paired up with his love partner Sebastian. The two had a horrible start by immiediately disagreeing and bickering. Joe tried to keep it in for the benefit of his game and didn't want to lash out on Seb. But eventually it got to the point where Joe was willing to risk himself to get Sebastian out. During the week where a couple would be evicted to be nominated and then broken into singles, Joe volunteered to not vote for the previous eviction (causing a penalty to not have a chance at HOH), threw the veto competition, and didn't camapign. Joe & Sebastain were "evicted", but the couples were broken up into single players. Sebastian and Joe stayed up as final nominees, but Cody formed a rebellion to take Joe out as he felt he was a huge threat left in the game. Joe was blindsided and after a pretty intense post-Eviction ceremony, received his first ever, and to date, only Pre-Jury spot in URTV. He rejoined Housecalls right after.

Joe played his third consecutive game in URTV7 with Mike. If anything, this game really showed that he doesn't give up and he keeps on swinging. While he was set up in the beginning with some strong allies in Tyler, Cass, Animal, and several others, the house quickly turned against them and made it their mission to pick them off one by one. It was to the point where even myself, due to immature circumstances, decided it would be a good idea to root against him as well. But despite even having a host against him, he still tried and fought where he was able to sway people through campaigning and win vetoes when he needed them. He got all the way down to the final four where he just came up short in the veto competition and was evicted by a very satisfied Taylor.

Today, Joe is in college and is likely done with ORGs at this point. But he will still always go down as the Master of the Jury Drama and a true URTV Original. If he ever decides to take another shot, the door is always open. [/center]

[Courtney]

omg, HILARIOUSSSSSS <33333

[Joe]

omg, lol. I can't believe how ~intense and emotional I got over ORGs, hahaha.

and lol @ that food competition convo. Spaz much? omg, lol.